god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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