I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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