PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
