His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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