every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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