Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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