He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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