Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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