If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
