I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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