marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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