is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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