Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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