it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
