That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I AM VODKA MAN
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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