Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
foreskin is a definite game changer
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
When did angry sex become our thing?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
