i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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