Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Randomize
