By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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