I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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