they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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