I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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