After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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