3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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