we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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