What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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