I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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