I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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