id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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