I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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