I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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