ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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