i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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