please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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