i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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