Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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