told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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