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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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