does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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