you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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