yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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