It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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