I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Acid is not a monday night drug
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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