the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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