It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
