She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
