If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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