Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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