is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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