She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
