he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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