don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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