I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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