the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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