she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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