god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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